Ladies and
gentlemen, the Captain and CEO has turned on the GRAND OPENING sign.
If you haven’t already done so, please stow TWENTY DOLLARS WITHIN
THE PAYMENT LINK in front of you or in an overhead bin. Please take your
seat and fasten your seat belt...THINGS
ARE ABOUT TO GET WEIRD. And also make sure your PARTY PANTS ARE
PRESSED and in their
full upright position FOR TAKE-OFF ON
NOVEMBER 18TH.
We want to let you
know that this is an all-inclusive event. CELEBRITY
CHEF HUGH ACHESON’S SCRATCH COOKING, CRAFT BEVERAGES, CLASSIC STYLE-PARLOR
GAMES & ENTERTAINMENT BY OUR LIVE IN-FLIGHT BAND DURING THIS EVENT ARE
INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF YOUR TICKET. 100% OF PROCEEDS WILL DESCEND UPON OUR
NONPROFIT PARTNER, WE
DON’T WASTE.
Now at this time,
your portable electronic devices must
be set to ‘Instagram’ mode – PLEASE
INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO PURCHASE A TICKET BY POSTING ABOUT YOUR EXCITEMENT ON
SOCIAL MEDIA.
ON BEHALF OF OUR CAPTAIN AND THE ENTIRE
CREW, WELCOME ABOARD PUNCH BOWL SOCIAL STAPLETON, NON-STOP SERVICE FROM NORMALITY
TO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
#HERESTOGOINGOUTRIGHT